What is the best yomama joke you have ever heard? (2024)

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice

Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey

Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store

Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm

Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes

Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius

Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles

Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list

Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE

Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box

Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer

Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front

Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail

Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is

Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb I put a ScratchNSniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino

Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl

Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the superbowl and she ran and got a spoon

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her jumping up and down asked what she was doing and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it

Yo momma's so dumb I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope asked what she was doing and she said sending a voice mail

Yo momma's so dumb I taught her how to do the running man and I havent seen her since

Yo momma's so dumb I think its a new world record

Yo momma's so dumb I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it

Yo momma's so dumb I told her drinks were on the house so she went and got a ladder

Yo momma's so dumb I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart

Yo momma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose

Yo momma's so dumb if brains were gas she wouldnt have enough to power a fleamobile around the inside of a Froot Loop

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change

Yo momma's so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts you'd get change

Yo momma's so dumb instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch

Yo momma's so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to listen to music

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 2 of her to watch tv

Yo momma's so dumb it takes 4 of her to screw in a light bulb

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her 4 hours to watch a 1 hour movie

Yo momma's so dumb it takes her an hour to cook minute rice

Yo momma's so dumb it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles

Yo momma's so dumb on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911

Yo momma's so dumb people were askin her for crack and she bent over and said here

Yo momma's so dumb she actually thinks these jokes are funny

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken

Yo momma's so dumb she asked for help to use Hamburger Helper

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said Guess so she said Levis

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me what yield meant I said Slow down and she said What does yield mean?

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me whats that letter after X and I said Y she said Cause I want to know

Yo momma's so dumb she asked me Whats the number for 911?

Yo momma's so dumb she asked what time is the 12:00 lunch

Yo momma's so dumb she bought a solarpowered flashlight

Yo momma's so dumb she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home

Yo momma's so dumb she brought a cup to the movie Juice

Yo momma's so dumb she brought a doughnut back to tha shop cause it had a hole in it

Yo momma's so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check

Yo momma's so dumb she called the 7-11 store to see when they closed

Yo momma's so dumb she called the cocaine hotline to order some

Yo momma's so dumb she can't even spell acronyms correctly

Yo momma's so dumb she can't find her own house

Yo momma's so dumb she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box

Yo momma's so dumb she can't pass a drunk test when she is not even drunk

Yo momma's so dumb she can't tie her own shoe

Yo momma's so dumb she chases parked cars

Yo momma's so dumb she climbed a chain link fence to see what was on the other side

Yo momma's so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast

Yo momma's so dumb she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice

Yo momma's so dumb she could not get into the first grade

Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't read an audio book

Yo momma's so dumb she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses

Yo momma's so dumb she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the 11 button in 911

Yo momma's so dumb she died boiling water in the toaster

Yo momma's so dumb she does not know what she is talking about

Yo momma's so dumb she forgets to pick you up at school

Yo momma's so dumb she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it

Yo momma's so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W&Ws

Yo momma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a bathroom and wet her pants

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down

Yo momma's so dumb she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home

Yo momma's so dumb she got on her knees to drink her Nehi peach drink

Yo momma's so dumb she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial

Yo momma's so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma's so dumb she had surgery on her butt and the doctor removed her brain

Yo momma's so dumb she has 1 toe and bought a pair of flip flops

Yo momma's so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper

Yo momma's so dumb she has to use her fingers for 1 + 1

Yo momma's so dumb she invented a wheelchair with pedals

Yo momma's so dumb she jumped off a building in attempt to fly because she thought her maxi pad had wings

Yo momma's so dumb she leaves tell tales signs she's been using my computer: white out is on the screen

Yo momma's so dumb she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network

Yo momma's so dumb she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner

Yo momma's so dumb she makes a chimp look smart

Yo momma's so dumb she makes blondes look smart

Yo momma's so dumb she makes Bush look smart

Yo momma's so dumb she makes me feel dumber just talking to her

Yo momma's so dumb she makes the rest of the world seem smarter

Yo momma's so dumb she makes toast in the freezer

Yo momma's so dumb she married Yo daddy

Yo momma's so dumb she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble

Yo momma's so dumb she needs twice as much sense to be a halfwit

Yo momma's so dumb she noticed a sign reading Wet Floor so she just did

Yo momma's so dumb she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb

Yo momma's so dumb she ordered a cheese burger from McDonalds and said Hold the cheese

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong

Yo momma's so dumb she peals M&Ms to make chocolate chip cookies

Yo momma's so dumb she put a peep hole in a glass door

Yo momma's so dumb she put a phone up her *** and thought she was making a booty call

Yo momma's so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept

Yo momma's so dumb she put her watch in the bank to save time

Yo momma's so dumb she put light bulbs on a christmas tree

Yo momma's so dumb she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind

Yo momma's so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house

Yo momma's so dumb she put security cameras in a glass house to see in other rooms

Yo momma's so dumb she ran out of gas leaving Texaco

Yo momma's so dumb she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather

Yo momma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund

Yo momma's so dumb she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep

Yo momma's so dumb she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager

Yo momma's so dumb she sat on a window ledge thinking she'd get framed

Yo momma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic

Yo momma's so dumb she saw her reflection on the TV and thought she was on Jeopardy

Yo momma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

Yo momma's so dumb she sold her Car for gas money

Yo momma's so dumb she sold her camera to buy film

Yo momma's so dumb she sold the house to pay the mortgage

Yo momma's so dumb she spent 30 minutes lookin at an orange juice box because it said concentrate

Yo momma's so dumb she stands up on an empty bus

Yo momma's so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back

Yo momma's so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed

Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a drug test

Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a open book test and failed

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks 1 + 1 is 3

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks her twin lives in her mirror

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks socialism means partying

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clockradio

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the cat in the hat is, a cat in a hat

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks we are all in the Matrix

Yo momma's so dumb she thinks WuTang is an orange flavored drink

Yo momma's so dumb she though Titanic was a new flavor of tic tac

Yo momma's so dumb she thought 2 Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday

Yo momma's so dumb she thought 50 cent was a cheap payperview

Yo momma's so dumb she thought a hot meal is stolen food

Yo momma's so dumb she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court

Yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund

Yo momma's so dumb she thought asphalt was a skin disease

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center

Yo momma's so dumb she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chingy was what you say when you don't got no more money

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Condelesa Rice was a Mexican Side Dish

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority

Yo momma's so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course

Yo momma's so dumb she thought hamburger helper came with another person

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Hot Meals were stolen food

Yo momma's so dumb she thought if she woke up fast enough she could see her self sleeping

Yo momma's so dumb she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Keith Sweat was a Body Odor

Yo momma's so dumb she thought menopause was a button on the stereo

Yo momma's so dumb she thought meow mix was music for cats

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station

Yo momma's so dumb she thought OJ Simpson some kind of fruit juice

Yo momma's so dumb she thought she could get food stamps at the post office

Yo momma's so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on soul train

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project

Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was a Catholic church

Yo momma's so dumb she thought St Ides was an island in the Caribbean

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the board of education was a piece of wood

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the internet was something you catch fish with

Yo momma's so dumb she thought the TV guide was directions to get to the television

Yo momma's so dumb she thought WIC meant welfare is cool

Yo momma's so dumb she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink

Yo momma's so dumb she threw a rock the ground and missed

Yo momma's so dumb she told everyone that she was illegitimate because she couldn't read

Yo momma's so dumb she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and don't Walk

Yo momma's so dumb she took a coloring book with her to see The Color Purple

Yo momma's so dumb she took a cup to see Juice

Yo momma's so dumb she took a donut to the repair shop and said it had a hole in it

Yo momma's so dumb she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig

Yo momma's so dumb she took a knife to a driveby shooting

Yo momma's so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

Yo momma's so dumb she took lessons for a player piano

Yo momma's so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff

Yo momma's so dumb she took you to the drive-in movie theater to see Closed for the season

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basem*nt window

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but she got lost on the way down

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown a fish

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to drown herself in a carpool

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to hang herself with a cordless phone

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off of a cliff

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to mail a letter with food stamps

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to melt squeeze Parkay

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to put m&ms in alphabetical order

Yo momma's so dumb she used white out on a computer screen

Yo momma's so dumb she uses Old Spice for cooking

Yo momma's so dumb she wants to be a blonde

Yo momma's so dumb she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday

Yo momma's so dumb she was looking at a paper and I asked her what you doing? and she said watching paper view

Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin Free Lays

Yo momma's so dumb she was on the corner with a sign that said Will eat for food

Yo momma's so dumb she washes her hands in the toilet and craps in the sink

Yo momma's so dumb she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes

Yo momma's so dumb she wears a tshirt that says hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi

Yo momma's so dumb she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said I think Ill take the physical challenge

Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko

Yo momma's so dumb she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Alpha Beta and asked to buy a vowel

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Burger King and thought she was a queen

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said Disney World Left so she went home

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dodger stadium and drowned in the waves

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Dr Dre for a pap smear

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth

Yo momma's so dumb she went to the McDonalds drive thru and drove through the window

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Target with a handfull of darts and said lets play

Yo momma's so dumb she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Walgreens to see if the walls were really green

Yo momma's so dumb she wouldnt know up from down if she had three guesses

Yo momma's so dumb she'd have to be twice as smart to become a halfwit

Yo momma's so dumb she went to Shop Rite and shopped wrong

Yo momma's so dumb that she got stabbed in a shoot out

Yo momma's so dumb that she uses whiteout as her toothpaste

Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a family reunion to look for a date

Yo momma's so dumb that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu

Yo momma's so dumb that under Education on her job apllication she put Hooked on Phonics

Yo momma's so dumb that when she surfed the internet she put a wetsuit on

Yo momma's so dumb that when the judge in the courtroom said Order she said Fries and a co*ke please

Yo momma's so dumb that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean

Yo momma's so dumb she snuck on the bus and paid to get off

Yo momma's so dumb the worst six years of her life were grade three

Yo momma's so dumb she likes to mop the carpet

Yo momma's so dumb she lost her shadow

Yo momma's so dumb she gave birth to you

Yo momma's so dumb she gets lost in thought

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to steal a free sample

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag

Yo momma's so dumb she ordered her sushi well done

Yo momma's so dumb was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday

Yo momma's so dumb when asked on an application Sex? she marked M F and sometimes Wednesday too

Yo momma's so dumb when asked what a pronoun was she said a noun that gets paid

Yo momma's so dumb when her daughter had a hart atack she dialed 911 on the microwave

Yo momma's so dumb when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones

Yo momma's so dumb when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one she said Ok but whats the teams?

Yo momma's so dumb when I said we were playing craps she went and got toilet paper

Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to squeal like a pig she said Moo

Yo momma's so dumb when I told her to take the trash out, she moved

Yo momma's so dumb when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver she said cherry or grape?

Yo momma's so dumb when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore I said Guess and she said Ah Levis?

Yo momma's so dumb when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved

Yo momma's so dumb when she locked her keys in the car it took her all day to get yo family out

Yo momma's so dumb when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like Vroom Screech Vroom Screech

Yo momma's so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put OK

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thought she was in hell

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw a Wrong Way sign in her rearview mirror she turned around

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma's so dumb when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back

Yo momma's so dumb when she took you to the airport and a sign said Airport Left she turned around and went home

Yo momma's so dumb when she worked at McDonalds and someone ordered small fries she said Hey Boss all the small ones are gone

Yo momma's so dumb when the computer said Press any key to continue she couldn't find the Any key

Yo momma's so dumb when you she got pregnant she asked the doctor are you sure its mine?

Yo momma's so dumb when you were born she looked at your umbilical cord and said Wow it comes with cable too

Yo momma's so dumb you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is expired

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter

Yo momma's so old her memory is in black and white

Yo momma's so old her social security card is in roman numerals

Yo momma's so old her social security number is 1

Yo momma's so old her breasts squirt out powderd milk

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything

Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus

Yo momma's so old i told her to act her age and she died

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer

Yo momma's so old it looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap danced on her face

Yo momma's so old I've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles

Yo momma's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories

Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark

Yo momma's so old she babysat for Jesus

Yo momma's so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight

Yo momma's so old she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments

Yo momma's So old she dated moses

Yo momma's so old she got hieroglyphics on her Driver license

Yo momma's so old she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments

Yo momma's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook

Yo momma's so old she has all the apostles in her black book

Yo momma's so old she has an autographed bible

Yo momma's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo momma's so old she knew Captain Crunch while he was still a private

Yo momma's so old she knew Mr Clean when he had an afro

Yo momma's so old she left her purse on noahs ark

Yo momma's so old she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers

Yo momma's so old she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp

Yo momma's so old she owes Moses a quarter

Yo momma's so old she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch

Yo momma's so old she remembers what life was like before the ice age

Yo momma's so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur

Yo momma's so old she uses her hot flashes to heat her cup of Tea

Yo momma's so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her

Yo momma's so old she went to an antiques auction and three people bid on her

Yo momma's so old she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible

Yo momma's so old that in the back seat of your car kids don't say Are we there yet they scream Is she Dead yet

Yo momma's so old that she had Jesus tattoo the ten commandments on her back

Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo momma's So old she went blind from the big bang

Yo momma's so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party

Yo momma's so old she drove a chariot to high school

Yo momma's so old that when God said let the be light she hit the switch

Yo momma's so old that when she was in school there was no history class

Yo momma's so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake

Yo momma's so old the fire department are on standby when you light her birthday cake

Yo momma's so old they ask to check her bags and she's not carrying any luggage

Yo momma's so old vultures constantly circle her house

Yo momma's so old when Moses parted the Red Sea he found her fishing on the other side

Yo momma's so old when she gave birth, you came out with Dentures

Yo momma's so old when she ran the 100 meter dash they timed her with a sundial

Yo momma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces

Yo momma's so old when she was a kid there was no old spice it was called baby spice

Yo momma's so old when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick

Yo momma's so old when she was young rainbows were black and white

Yo momma's so old you put her in a museum instead of an old folks home

Yo momma's so po she can't even afford the last two letters

Yo momma's so poor a hobo threw a cigarette on the floor and she said Thank God we have heat

Yo momma's so poor burglars break in and leave money

Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers

Yo momma's so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare

Yo momma's so poor her baloney ain't got no first name

Yo momma's so poor her doormat doesnt say Welcome it says Welfare

Yo momma's so poor her front and back doors are on the same hinge

Yo momma's so poor I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said Next one who moves

Yo momma's so poor I asked her where the facilities were and she replied Pick a corner, any corner

Yo momma's so poor I caught her trying to use food stamps in a gumball machine

Yo momma's so poor I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing Clap your hands stomp your feet praise the Lord cause we got heat

Yo momma's so poor I once threw a stone at a garbage can and out she popped saying Who knocked?

Yo momma's so poor I saw her hanging the toilet paper out to dry

Yo momma's so poor I saw her in the dumpster. I said what are you doing, she said grocery shopping

Yo momma's so poor I saw her shaking a can around and asked her what she was doing and she said Redecorating

Yo momma's so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut

Yo momma's so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said Hey get off the car

Yo momma's so poor I stepped through her front door and fell out the back

Yo momma's so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed Whos taking down the drapes?

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her home asked if I could use her toilet and she said Sure thing its 4th tree on your right

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said Hey who turned off the heater?

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and said Who turned off the lights?

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she gave me two sticks I asked her what the sticks were for and she said Ones to hold up the ceiling the other is to fight off the roaches

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked to use the bathroom and she said Two buckets to your left

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house asked what was for dinner so she lit my pockets on fire and said Hot Pockets

Yo momma's so poor I walked into her house two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet

Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and flushed a co*ckroach down the toilet and she said Hey whered Grandma go?

Yo momma's so poor I went into her house and saw a bunch of co*ckroaches sittin around the toilet singin We are family

Yo momma's so poor I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard

Yo momma's so poor only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted

Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice

Yo momma's so poor she bought a tv with only two channels ON and OFF

Yo momma's so poor she bounces food stamps

Yo momma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Yo momma's so poor she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

Yo momma's so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus

Yo momma's so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk

Yo momma's so poor she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box

Yo momma's so poor she has to take the trash IN

Yo momma's so poor she has to wear her McDonalds uniform to church

Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice

Yo momma's so poor she put a Slurpee on layaway with food stamps

Yo momma's so poor she put free samples on layaway

Yo momma's so poor she tried to use food stamps in soda machines

Yo momma's so poor she was in KMart with a box of Hefty bags I said What are you doing? She said Buying luggage

Yo momma's so poor she watches television on an EtchASketch

Yo momma's so poor she waves an ice cube around and calls it Air conditioning

Yo momma's so poor she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house

Yo momma's so poor that she uses tumbleweed as a Xmas tree

Yo momma's so poor that when I stepped on a monopoly dollar she said get of my life savings

Yo momma's so poor that when I walked into her house with a piece of bread and droped a crumb on the floor she said now clap your hands and stomp your feet praise the lord we got something to eat

Yo momma's so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box

Yo momma's so poor the closest thing to a car she has is a lowrider shopping cart with a box on it

Yo momma's so poor TV dinner trays are her good china

Yo momma's so poor when I asked what was for dinner she pulled her shoelaces off and said Spagetti

Yo momma's so poor when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said DING DONG

Yo momma's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Yo momma's so poor when I sat on the couch a roach said Get the hell off I pay rent

Yo momma's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ain't you ever seen a mobile home?

Yo momma's so poor when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley I asked her what she was doing she said Remodeling

Yo momma's so poor when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said Hey miss lost a shoe? she said Nope just found one

Yo momma's so poor when I stepped on her doormat she said Hey you can't go upstairs

Yo momma's so poor when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out

Yo momma's so poor when I was taking family portraits for you and said Cheese she went looking for the line

Yo momma's so poor when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate she said don't use the good china

Yo momma's so poor when I went to use her bathroom I saw a roach sitting on a Pepsi who said "Wait your turn"

Yo momma's so poor when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled don't use the good china

Yo momma's so poor when yo family watches TV they go to Sears

Yo momma's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop

Yo momma's got 1 toe and 1 knee and they call her Tony

Yo momma's got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony

Yo momma's got 3 tongues and talks like this like this like this

Yo momma's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave

Yo momma's got a afro wit a chin strap

Yo momma's got a bald head with a part and sideburns

Yo momma's got a glass eye talkin bout she can see clearly now

Yo momma's got a glass eye with a fish in it

Yo momma's got a glass eye with a shade

Yo momma's got a glass leg and uses Windex for lotion

Yo momma's got a glass leg with KoolAid in it

Yo momma's got a glass tooth with your fourth grade picture in it

Yo momma's got a house that's so dusty the co*ckroaches drive around in Dune Buggies

Yo momma's got a leather wig with suede sideburns

Yo momma's got a long sleeved bra

Yo momma's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns

Yo momma's got a pair of high top flip flops

Yo momma's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns

Yo momma's got a pegleg with a kickstand

Yo momma's got a wait problem she can't wait to eat

Yo momma's got a wheelchair with 5Star rims and a clutch

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with a real foot

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with advertisem*nts stapled to it

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with an owls nest in it

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with branches

Yo momma's got a wooden leg with termites

Yo momma's got a wooden nipple and they call her Corky

Yo momma's got an afro with a turn signal

Yo momma's got an eagles nest wig

Yo momma's got an eating disorder she be eating dis order dat order she be eating all the damn orders

Yo momma's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights

Yo momma's got everything a man could want

Yo momma's got fake hair fake eyes and fake nails talkin bout she wants a real man

Yo momma's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator

Yo momma's got hit upside the head with an ugly stick

Yo momma's got ingrown nipples

Yo momma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book

Yo momma's got more crack than Harlem

Yo momma's got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken

Yo momma's got more weave than a dog in traffic

Yo momma's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin they call her Bob

Yo momma's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses

Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she wanted to be with the Pointer Sisters

Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout how she's gonna press charges

Yo momma's got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters

Yo momma's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it

Yo momma's got no legs and tried out for track

Yo momma's got no neck talkin bout how she's all choked up

Yo momma's got one ear talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story

Yo momma's got one eye and one leg and they call her IHOP

Yo momma's got one eye on the right and she's talkin bout Make this left

Yo momma's got one eye one leg one arm and one knee and they call her UNO

Yo momma's got one leg and people call her Ilene

Yo momma's got one leg talkin bout ain't no half steppin

Yo momma's got PlayDoh teeth

Yo momma's got shark teeth

Yo momma's got snakeskin teeth

Yo momma's got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger

Yo momma's got so many gaps in her teeth it looks like piano keys

Yo momma's got so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on

Yo momma's got so many teeth missing it looks like her tounge is in jail

Yo momma's got so much dandruff she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair

Yo momma's got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts

Yo momma's got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it

Yo momma's got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock

Yo momma's got so much weave AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines

Yo momma's got so much weave when a fly goes by her hair swats at it

Yo momma's got three fingers and a banjo

Yo momma's got three fingers and runs around stealing bowling balls

Yo momma's got three fingers talkin bout Gimme five

Yo momma's got three teeth one in her mouth and two in her pocket

Yo momma's got two fingers and she's a representative for world piece

Yo momma's got two wooden legs and one is on backward

Yo momma aint so bad she would give you the hair off of her back

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock

Yo momma's arms are so short she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear

Yo momma's *** is so fat she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs of crack

Yo momma's *** so hairy it look like bob kings boitu to pop out and say open america

Yo momma's *** is so huge she take up 5 rows in the cinema

Yo momma's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps

Yo momma's blind and is seeing another man

Yo momma's booty is so big if You tell her to haul *** she gotta make 2 trips

Yo momma's breath must be taking karate because its really kickin

Yo momma's breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck

Yo momma's breath so bad she has to take prescription Tic Tac

Yo momma's breath so bad she made a tic tac run away

Yo momma's breath so stank needs odor eaters

Yo momma's breath so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper

Yo momma's breath so stank when she exhales her teeth have to duck

Yo momma's breath so stinky she needs odor eaters

Yo momma's breath so stinky when she exhales her teeth have to duck

Yo momma's breath stinks so bad that people look forward to her farts

Yo momma's butt is so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds

Yo momma's butt is so bony she put her drawers on and cut them in two

Yo momma's butt is so fat if you put numbers on it she could stamp license plates

Yo momma's car's so ugly someone broke in just to steal The CLUB

Yo momma's code so bloated she makes assembly look like C

Yo momma's crosseyed and watches TV in stereo

Yo momma's dial up internet is faster then her

Yo momma's Did you know flies were given wings so that they could beat to the dump?

Yo momma's Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well Yo momma's so poor she live in a flip flop

Yo momma's drawers are so dirty the roaches check in but they don't check out

Yo momma's ears got so much wax she got a job as a candle

Yo momma's feet are so ashy it looks like she kicks flour for a living

Yo momma's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates

Yo momma's feet are so big she could get a job helping Smokey the Bear stomp out forest fires

Yo momma's feet are so stanky she should be charged with sock abuse

Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates

Yo momma's feet so skan*y that when your family wants jam pieces she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes

Yo momma's so fat she bit into a school bus and said where's the cream filling

Yo momma's forehead is so big you could show slides on it

Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future

Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving

Yo momma's so grouchy the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals

Yo momma's gums so black she spits Chocolate Milk

Yo momma's gums so black that she spits Yoo hoo

Yo momma's hair so greasy you could fry a chiken in it

Yo momma's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it

Yo momma's hair so short she curls it with rice

Yo momma's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches

Yo momma's has 10 fingers, all on the same hand

Yo momma's has 3 eyes and they call her Eyeeyeeye

Yo momma's has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses

Yo momma's has a fro with landing lights

Yo momma's has a glass eye with a fish in it

Yo momma's has a major weight problem she can't wait to eat

Yo momma's has a moustache and they call her Bob

Yo momma's has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns

Yo momma's has a short arm and can't applaude

Yo momma's has a short leg and walks in circles

Yo momma's has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back

Yo momma's has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it

Yo momma's has green hair and thinks she's a tree

Yo momma's has no arms and bought a vest

Yo momma's has one arm and swims in circles

Yo momma's has one arm and when she fights the announcer says She throws a right a right and another right

Yo momma's has one hand and a Clapper

Yo momma's has one leg and a bicycle

Yo momma's has one leg and swims in circles

Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her Chopper One

Yo momma's has one tooth and they call her DrillBit

Yo momma's has one tooth in the front and one tooth in the back talkin bout let me get a bite

Yo momma's has so many vericose veins her body could double as a road map

Yo momma's has so much hair on her upper lip she braids it

Yo momma's has so much wax in her ears I stuck a QTip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy

Yo momma's head so big it shows up on radar

Yo momma's head so big she don't have dreams she have movies

Yo momma's head so big she has to step into her shirts

Yo momma's head so fat she has to wash her hair at Niagara falls

Yo momma's head so little could wear fruit loops as head rags

Yo momma's head so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed

Yo momma's head so small she use a teabag as a pillow

Yo momma's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died

Yo momma's hips are so big people set their drinks on them

Yo momma's house so damned cold the roaches ice skate around the kitchen

Yo momma's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies

Yo momma's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

Yo momma's house so small her washcloth makes wall to wall carpeting

Yo momma's house so small she can't even order a large pizza

Yo momma's house so small that I put my Key in the doorlock and broke the freakin back window

Yo momma's house so small the doormat just says WEL

Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind

I don't mean to be mean but yo momma needs listerine not a sip not a swallow but the whole damn bottle

I get up faster then yo momma's falls

I got notin bad to say about yo momma, heck her face says it all

I got on the train last night they had a new sign up reading Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo momma

I heard that yo momma is on the warpath, she lost a finger and now can't count past 9

I heard yo house was made out of toilet paper why? cuz your whole family is full of crap

I saw yo momma kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing and she said moving

I was speaking to your parents they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot

I was walking down the street with yo momma and they started shooting they said hit the dirt and everyone jumped on back

If my dog had a face as ugly as yo momma's I'd shave his *** and make him walk backwards

Yo momma's in a wheelchair and says You ain't gonna push me round no more

Yo momma's is not really so bad I hear she would give you the hair off her back

Yo momma's is twice the man you are

Yo momma's is ugly she is ugly as sin

Yo momma's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat and a banana they'd stick her in a zoo.

Yo momma's legs are so short she can swing them from a curve

Yo momma's like 7up never had it never will

Yo momma's like a bowling ball she always winds up in the gutter

Yo momma's like spoiled milk fat and chunky

Yo momma's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair

Yo momma's lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray

Yo momma's may be old but she still parties like its 1899

Yo momma's mouth so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick

Yo momma's mouth so big she speaks in surround sound

Yo momma's neck so damn wrinkled I use it as a cheese grater

Yo momma's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat

Yo momma's nose so big the last time I saw one like it it was attached to an elephant

Yo momma's nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers

Yo momma's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings

Yo momma's sets off car alarms when she runs

Yo momma's smells so bad she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border

Yo momma's smells so bad when she went to make friends with a skunk the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose

Yo momma's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo momma's so bad I think its a new world record

Yo momma's so bad when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty

Yo momma's so bald even a wig wouldnt help

Yo momma's so bald Mr Clean got jealous

Yo momma's so bald she curls her hair with rice

Yo momma's so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed

Yo momma's so bald that when she put on a sweater folk thought she was a roll on deoderant

Yo momma's so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo momma's so boring she makes debugging Prolog seem fun

Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling

Yo momma's so crazy she makes pi look rational

Yo momma's so damn strange that she invented a waterproof teabag

Yo momma's so damn ugly she makes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo

Yo momma's so dirty a family of mice inhabit her belly button

Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused

Yo momma's so dirty she actually repels mosquitoes

Yo momma's so dirty she gives me ring around the collar

Yo momma's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

Yo momma's so dirty she leaves a ring around the public swimming pool

Yo momma's so dirty she lost 2 pounds after taking a shower

Yo momma's so dirty she made right guard turn left

Yo momma's so dirty she makes mud look clean

Yo momma's so dirty she slowed down speed stick

Yo momma's so dirty skunks give her house a wide berth

Yo momma's so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered

Yo momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons

Yo momma's so dirty that standin next to a tramp she make the tramp look like a butler

Yo momma's so dirty they filmed Gorillas in the mist in her shower

Yo momma's so dirty when her drill sergant said hit the dirt everyone started hitting her.

Yo momma's so dirty you can tell her age by the rings underneath her armpits

Yo momma's so evil she makes the devil look like a good guy

Yo momma's so fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton

Yo momma's so fat when she walks her butt claps

Yo momma's so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby

Yo momma's so big her belly buttons got an echo

Yo momma's so big it takes her 2 hours just to haul ***

Yo momma's so big she can't wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back

Yo momma's so big she plays marbles with planets

Yo momma's so big she rollerskates on busses

Yo momma's so big she thought Barnum and Bailey were clothing designers

Yo momma's so big she uses a jungle gym for a walker

Yo momma's so big she uses big bird as a rubber ducky

Yo momma's so big she uses bowling balls for earrings

Yo momma's so big she uses I95 for a Slip n Slide

Yo momma's so big she uses the interstate for a Slip n Slide

Yo momma's so big she wears two watches one for each time zone

Yo momma's so big she whistles bass

Yo momma's so big that her graduation picture had to be an aerial view

Yo momma's so big that she climbed Mt Fuji with one step

Yo momma's so big that they had to change One size fits all to One size fits most

Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling

Yo momma's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes her face got burnt from reentry

Yo momma's so big when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide

Yo momma's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody

Yo momma's so big when she stands up the sun goes out

Yo momma's so big when she took a trip to China the chinese people screamed "GODZILLA!!"

Yo momma's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway

Yo momma's so big when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white

Yo momma's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat when I watch tv and she walks in front of it I miss 3 episodes of my show

Yo momma's so fat her legs are like spoiled milk: white and chunky

Yo momma's so fat when you went to the beach a blue whale wanted her children

Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall

Yo momma's so fat after she got off the carousel the horse limped for a week

Yo momma's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor

Yo momma's so fat and dumb she used saturn's ring as a hula hoop

Yo momma's so fat and her back so crooked when she lays down people say I didn't know we had mountains

Yo momma's so fat and old that when God said let there be ight he told her to move her fat *** out of the way

Yo momma's so fat and short and yo daddy so tall and skinny they stand next to each other and make the number 10

Yo momma's so fat and stupid her waist size is larger than her IQ

Yo momma's so fat and stupid that she was fired from Forrest Gump cuz she kept eating the box of chocolates

Yo momma's so fat and you're so poor when she comes in your house the tires pop

Yo momma's so fat as a kid she couldn't play Hidenseek just seek

Yo momma's so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts

Yo momma's so fat by the time she sets her clock its an hour off

Yo momma's so fat that Goodyear come to her to restock on tires

Yo momma's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction

Yo momma's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks

Yo momma's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks

Yo momma's so fat even Richard Simmons laughs at her

Yo momma's so fat every time she turn around its her next birthday

Yo momma's so fat every time she wears high heels she strikes oil

Yo momma's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say Hey hey hey

Yo momma's so fat folk exercise by jogging around her

Yo momma's so fat God created her and on the seventh day he rested

Yo momma's so fat her *** has its own congressman

Yo momma's so fat her *** looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

Yo momma's so fat her belly button doesnt have lint it has sweaters

Yo momma's so fat her belly button has got an echo

Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine

Yo momma's so fat her belt size is the equator

Yo momma's so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is rockyroad

Yo momma's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes

Yo momma's so fat her car is made out of spandex

Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma's so fat her doctor is a grounds keeper

Yo momma's so fat her drivers license says Picture continued on other side

Yo momma's so fat her favorite food is seconds

Yo momma's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent

Yo momma's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs

Yo momma's so fat her nickname is Damn

Yo momma's so fat her parents had to take her to sea world to get baptized

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames

Yo momma's so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds

Yo momma's so fat her skates went flat

Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when its time to eat

Yo momma's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years

Yo momma's so fat her toes bleed when she walks

Yo momma's so fat her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph

Yo momma's so fat I can't see around her

Yo momma's so fat I gain weight just by watching her eat

Yo momma's so fat I gotta take 3 steps back just to see all of her

Yo momma's so fat I had to take 2 planes 3 buses and 5 cabs just to get on her good side

Yo momma's so fat I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo momma's so fat I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4 5 6 7 and 8

Yo momma's so fat I saw her in New York and when I told my friend in LA he'd seen her too

Yo momma's So fat I shot her and Crisco came out

Yo momma's so fat I swerved to miss her but ran out of gas

Yo momma's so fat I think its a new world record

Yo momma's So fat if she got her shoes shined she would have to take the guys word for it

Yo momma's so fat if she weighed five more pounds she could get group insurance

Yo momma's so fat if she were an airplane she'd be a jumbo jet

Yo momma's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002s

Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans she wears wide load

Yo momma's so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up

Yo momma's so fat it takes a year to download her picture

Yo momma's so fat I've known her all my life and I still havent seen ALL of her

Yo momma's so fat when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo people walked by and said Look at the elephant

Yo momma's so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats

Yo momma's so fat my dog bit her and died of high cholesterol

Yo momma's so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her

Yo momma's so fat NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer

Yo momma's so fat no one can talk behind her back

Yo momma's so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 she's a 747

Yo momma's so fat on each of her butt cheeks she has Place Your Ad Here printed

Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she says trick or meatloaf

Yo momma's so fat on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time

Yo momma's so fat one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling Hey the School Bus is here

Yo momma's so fat people use her dandruff as quilts

Yo momma's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth

Yo momma's so fat she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet, she's all like Whatever yo eating I'll try it

Yo momma's so fat she broke a branch off of the family tree

Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out

Yo momma's so fat she bungee jumped and fell straight to Hell

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo momma's so fat she has to have you tie her shoes for her

Yo momma's so fat she can't reach her back pocket

Yo momma's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes She has to wear Boss Hoggs

Yo momma's so fat she could be the eighth continent

Yo momma's so fat she could sell shade

Yo momma's so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

Yo momma's so fat she did a back flip and landed on the moon

Yo momma's so fat she DJs for the ice cream truck

Yo momma's so fat she doesnt have love handles she has a roll bar

Yo momma's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo momma's so fat she don't know whether she's walking or rolling

Yo momma's so fat she don't wear a GString she wears an A B C D E F G String

Yo momma's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs

Yo momma's so fat she eats cereal out of a satellite dish

Yo momma's so fat she eats desert out of a Trash Can lid

Yo momma's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles

Yo momma's so fat she entered a fat contest and won first second and third

Yo momma's so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it

Yo momma's so fat she fell off a boat and the captain yelled Land Ho

Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water

Yo momma's so fat she freebases ham

Yo momma's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra fat jumbo and ohmygoditscomingtowardsus

Yo momma's so fat she gets runs in her jeans

Yo momma's so fat she gets stuck in her dreams

Yo momma's so fat she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tictacs

Yo momma's so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says Okay

Yo momma's so fat she got a gravitational pull

Yo momma's so fat she got a new job at the Cinema, she works as the screen

Yo momma's so fat she got a speed pass for Dairy Queen

Yo momma's so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite

Yo momma's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?

Yo momma's so fat she got tired climbing the escalater

Yo momma's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon

Yo momma's so fat she had to be baptized in the Atlantic Ocean

Yo momma's so fat she had to roll over 4 times just to get an even tan

Yo momma's so fat she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole

Yo momma's so fat she has a parttime job as a trampoline

Yo momma's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand

Yo momma's so fat she has all the caterers on speed dial

Yo momma's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas English Muffin

Yo momma's so fat she has smaller fat women orbiting her

Yo momma's so fat she has TB: Two bellies

Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears

Yo momma's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station

Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant

Yo momma's so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house

Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets

Yo momma's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other

Yo momma's so fat she has to put a bookmarker in her rolls to find her belly button

Yo momma's so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper

Yo momma's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks

Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a long sleeved turtleneck bra

Yo momma's so fat she has to wear a three piece bathing suit

Yo momma's so fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up

Yo momma's so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in a pool and cause a tidal wave

Yo momma's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo momma's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma's so fat she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub

Yo momma's so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops

Yo momma's so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only because I spotted her behind Mount Everest

Yo momma's so fat she made Richard Simmons cry

Yo momma's so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic

Yo momma's so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a TicTac

Yo momma's so fat she measures 36 24 36 and the other arm is just as big

Yo momma's so fat she nearly put Safeway out of business

Yo momma's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up

Yo momma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt

Yo momma's so fat she once told me she could eat a horse, and she wasn't kidding

Yo momma's so fat she once went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it

Yo momma's so fat she plays frisbee with ufos

Yo momma's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA Detroit Chicago New York

Yo momma's so fat she pulls up a chair to an all-you-can-eat buffet

Yo momma's so fat she put on a red outfit and people mistaked her for the KoolAid man

Yo momma's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

Yo momma's so fat she put on some BVDs and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard

Yo momma's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

Yo momma's so fat she ran outside in a yellow dress all the kids started running after her cause they thought they missed the bus

Yo momma's so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar

Yo momma's so fat she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rowing machine and it sank

Yo momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic

Yo momma's so fat she sat on the Bible and Jesus popped out

Yo momma's so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said "Stop That Twinkie!"

Yo momma's so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower

Yo momma's so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop

Yo momma's so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees

Yo momma's so fat she started singing we are family McDonalds Burger King and me

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said Please step out of the car

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her Sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine

Yo momma's so fat she steps on a scale and it said one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat she stole my pillow cases when she ran outta socks

Yo momma's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D

Yo momma's so fat she sweats Crisco

Yo momma's so fat she takes baths in swimming pools

Yo momma's so fat she takes posters not pictures

Yo momma's so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand

Yo momma's so fat she thinks Church's Chickens a holy place

Yo momma's so fat she thought gravy was a beverage

Yo momma's so fat she tried to get an all over tan and the sun burned out

Yo momma's so fat she tripped on WalMart fell over Kmart and landed right on Target

Yo momma's so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn

Yo momma's so fat she uses a laptop as a cell phone

Yo momma's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm

Yo momma's so fat she uses a blanket as a washcloth

Yo momma's so fat she uses C++++

Yo momma's so fat she uses navy ships as jet skis

Yo momma's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma's so fat she uses sleeping bags for leg warmers

Yo momma's so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket

Yo momma's so fat she wakes up in sections

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth

Yo momma's so fat she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her 17 years to live

Yo momma's so fat she was floating in the Atlantic ocean and Spain claimed her as a New World

Yo momma's so fat she was in the New York Times last week on page 5 6 7 8 and 9

Yo momma's so fat she was zoned for commercial development

Yo momma's so fat she wears a hula hoop for a belly button ring

Yo momma's so fat she wears a Microwave as a beeper

Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt

Yo momma's so fat she wears a sign that says Caution Wide Turn

Yo momma's so fat she wears an asteroid belt

Yo momma's so fat she went on a light diet, and as soon as its light she starts eating

Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craigs and they said we asked for your weight not your phone number

Yo momma's so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy

Yo momma's so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount

Yo momma's so fat she's got her own zip code

Yo momma's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book

Yo momma's so fat she's moving the Earth out of its orbit

Yo momma's so fat she's on both side of the family

Yo momma's so fat she's once twice three times a lady

Yo momma's so fat she's taller lying down

Yo momma's so fat someone tries to take a picture of her with a digital camera and it read Not Enough Space

Yo momma's so fat stunt agencies use her as an air mattress

Yo momma's so fat that she needs a solar panel to see her reflection

Yo momma's so fat that she went to the beach, dove, and the Asians said tsunami

Yo momma's so fat that she would have been in ET but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse

Yo momma's so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

Yo momma's so fat that when she put on a white jacket everybody yells look its the Michelin Man

Yo momma's so fat that when she walks across the living room the radio skips

Yo momma's so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo momma's so fat that when she went on a scale it reads To Infinity and Beyond

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped

Yo momma's so fat that when u were born they had to send out a search party to find you

Yo momma's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her

Yo momma's so fat the body snatchers called home for backup

Yo momma's so fat the circus use her as a trampoline

Yo momma's so fat the earth orbits around her instead of the sun

Yo momma's so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution Wide Turn

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale

Yo momma's so fat the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts

Yo momma's so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma's so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms

Yo momma's so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door

Yo momma's so fat the only thing thats attracted to her is gravity

Yo momma's so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through

Yo momma's so fat they had to install speed bumps at the all-you-can-eat buffet

Yo momma's so fat they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops

Yo momma's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it

Yo momma's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma's so fat to her light food means under 4 Tons

Yo momma's so fat she's in shape, round

Yo momma's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet

Yo momma's so fat when a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up

Yo momma's so fat when brought her dress to the cleaners the people said sorry we don't do curtains

Yo momma's so fat when I yell KoolAid she comes crashing through the wall

Yo momma's so fat when it says all-you-can-eat it still ain't enough

Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part as the big rolling ball

Yo momma's so fat when she bends over we enter Daylight Saving Time

Yo momma's so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma's so fat when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale

Yo momma's so fat when she crosses the street cars look out for her

Yo momma's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips

Yo momma's so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit

Yo momma's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesnt get a menu she gets an estimate

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she even orders Thank You Come Again

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an amusem*nt park people try to ride HER

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an office they tell her to pull up a sofa

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks Where can I try that on?

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the drycleaners and hands in her underwear they say sorry no parachutes accepted

Yo momma's so fat when she jumps into the pool the other swimmers can go surfing

Yo momma's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun

Yo momma's so fat when she opens the Fridge it says I give up

Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a My Size Meal at McDonalds they gave her the key to the store

Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a waterbed they put a blanket over the ocean

Yo momma's so fat when she played hide-and-go-seek she hid behind a water tower

Yo momma's so fat when she ran away they had to put her picture on the milk truck

Yo momma's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon it looks like she's wearin tights

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a TV it turned into a flat screen

Yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house

Yo momma's so fat when she sits in a chair the rolls on her legs cover her feet like a blanket

Yo momma's so fat when she sits in the classroom she sits next to everyone

Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet

Yo momma's so fat when she tiptoes everyone yells Stampede

Yo momma's so fat when she tries to get outta bed she rocks herself back to sleep

Yo momma's so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

Yo momma's so fat when she was born she didn't get a birth certificate she got blue prints

Yo momma's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning

Yo momma's so fat when she wears a Malcomn X Tshirt helicopters try to land on her back

Yo momma's so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her Barney

Yo momma's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people run after her and call Taxi

Yo momma's so fat when she went to the Rose Parade everyone thought she was a float

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet

Yo momma's so fat when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof

Yo momma's so fat when the police showed her a picture of her feet she couldn't identify them

Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in

Yo momma's so fat you could slap her butt and ride the waves

Yo momma's so fat you can use her *** as a slippery slide

Yo momma's so fat your family portrait has stretchmarks

Yo momma's so fat shes got stretch marks on her teeth

Yo momma's so fat that she was asked to star as the whale in the movie Moby Dick

Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper

Yo momma's so flat she's jealous of the wall

Yo momma's so dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone she'd tell her momma to put Mick Jagger on child support

Yo momma's so nasty I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus

Yo momma's so cheap she washes paper plates

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor said put her back she ain't done yet

Yo momma's so greasy her freckles slipped off

Yo momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon sausage and egg fry up

Yo momma's so greasy McDonalds uses her sweat as Deep Fry

Yo momma's so greasy she sweats butter syrup, excretes jam, and has a full time job at the Pancake Palace wiping pancakes across her forheed

Yo momma's so greasy Texaco buys oil from her

Yo momma's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in detroit

Yo momma's so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture

Yo momma's so hairy Jane Goodall follows her around

Yo momma's so hairy looks like a chia pet with a sweater on

Yo momma's So hairy she got a trim and lost 10 pounds

Yo momma's so hairy she got in my car and it looked like I had tinted windows

Yo momma's So hairy she shaves with a weedwacker

Yo momma's So lazy she doesnt walk in her sleep she hitch hikes

Yo momma's so lazy she thinks a two income family is where yo daddy has two jobs

Yo momma's so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote

Yo momma's so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon

Yo momma's so nasty a skunk smelled her *** and passed out

Yo momma's so nasty I called her to say hello and she ended up giving me an ear infection

Yo momma's so nasty I need to go wash my eyes

Yo momma's so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off

Yo momma's so nasty she bit the dog and gave it rabies

Yo momma's so nasty she went swimming and made the Dead Sea

Yo momma's so nasty when I went to your house said whats for dinner put her foot up on the table and said Corn

Yo momma's so short she can do backflips under her bed

Yo momma's so short she can play handball on the curb

Yo momma's so short she did a sucide jump off the curve

Yo momma's so short she gotta slamdunk her bus fare

Yo momma's so short she has to cuff her underwear

Yo momma's so short she has to jump to touch the ground

Yo momma's so short she has to reach up to tie her shoe

Yo momma's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime

Yo momma's so short she models for trophies

Yo momma's so short that she has to hold up a sign that says don't spit I can't swim

Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

Yo momma's so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Yo momma's so skinny instead of calling her your parent you call her transparent

Yo momma's so skinny she can dodge rain drops

Yo momma's so skinny she can see out the peephole with both eyes

Yo momma's so skinny she gotta run around in the shower to get wet

Yo momma's so skinny she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow

Yo momma's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex

Yo momma's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo momma's so skinny she uses Chapstick for deodorant

Yo momma's so skinny you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio

Yo momma's so skinny you could blindfold her with dental floss

Yo momma's so slow I could beat her in a race even if I was asleep

Yo momma's so slow I run laps around her

Yo momma's so slow I walk faster then she runs

Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days just to wake up from the day before

Yo momma's so slow it takes her 2 days to take a bath

Yo momma's so slow she can't catch a turtle

Yo momma's so slow she can't even catch her own breath

Yo momma's so slow she forgets what she is thinking before she even think of it

Yo momma's so slow she has been leaving for 2 hours

Yo momma's so slow she has not even signed up for the race yet and its already over

Yo momma's so slow she hasn't even started

Yo momma's so slow she is still at home

Yo momma's so slow she is still back in 1999

Yo momma's so slow she is still being born

Yo momma's so slow she is still finishing yesterdays race

Yo momma's so slow she is still on the first word of this insult

Yo momma's so slow she makes a turtle look fast

Yo momma's so slow she makes the DMV seem fast

Yo momma's so slow she needs the car just to go check the mail box

Yo momma's so smelly even sewer rats get outta her way

Yo momma's so smelly her poo is glad to escape

Yo momma's so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup

Yo momma's so smelly she was playing in my Sand Box and the cat came along and buried her

Yo momma's so smelly so the government make her wear a Biohazard warning

Yo momma's so smelly that farmers use her bathwater as liquid fertilizer

Yo momma's so smelly that standing next to a skunk the skunk smells sweet

Yo momma's so smelly that the gasmask became a fashion statement

Yo momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent

Yo momma's so smelly that when you was being born the doctors and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks

Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Ban come off strike

Yo momma's so stank she made Right Guard go left Speed Stick slow down and Secret told it all

Yo momma's so stinky she gets sourdough yeast infections

Yo momma's so stinky dogs like to roll around on her

Yo momma's so stinky the coroner picked her up while she was sleeping

Yo momma's so stinky they had to invent Chanel No 6

Yo momma's so tall she did a pushup and burned her back on the sun

Yo momma's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida

Yo momma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon

Yo momma's so ugly looks like she was hit by the whole ugly tree

Yo momma's so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about her

Yo momma's so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her

Yo momma's so ugly even the tide wont take her out

Yo momma's so ugly for Christmas they hang her and kiss the mistletoe

Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone

Yo momma's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breast feed

Yo momma's so ugly her Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo momma's so ugly her dentist treats her by mail order

Yo momma's so ugly her face can stop a sun dial

Yo momma's so ugly her face is like a peice of modern art, you can't tell what it is

Yo momma's so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

Yo momma's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel

Yo momma's so ugly her pillow cries at night

Yo momma's so ugly her reflection in the mirror ducks

Yo momma's so ugly her shadow gave up

Yo momma's so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats

Yo momma's so ugly I heard yer Father first met her at the Zoo

Yo momma's so ugly I said her name at the dinner table and my mom said shhh not when we are eating

Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

Yo momma's so ugly I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check

Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo and the guy at the door said Thanks for bringing her back

Yo momma's so ugly if she were a scarecrow the corn would run away

Yo momma's so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects

Yo momma's so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle they put it around her neck

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym

Yo momma's so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born her momma said What a treasure and her father said Yes lets go bury it

Yo momma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween

Yo momma's so ugly Medusa is jealous

Yo momma's so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away

Yo momma's so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her

Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their basem*nts to scare the rats away

Yo momma's so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen

Yo momma's so ugly she can look up a camels butt and scare the hump off of it

Yo momma's so ugly she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare Cujo off a meat truck

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper

Yo momma's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock

Yo momma's so ugly Rice Krispies wont talk to her

Yo momma's so ugly roaches go Hi mom

Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick but with THE ugly log

Yo momma's so ugly she didn't get hit with the ugly stick she ran through the whole damn forest

Yo momma's so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days just to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 7 years bad luck when ever trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo momma's so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop

Yo momma's so ugly she has a sign in her yard that says Beware of Dog

Yo momma's so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and the police fined her for mooning

Yo momma's so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork

Yo momma's so ugly she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks

Yo momma's so ugly she made a blind man cry

Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry

Yo momma's so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt

Yo momma's so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business

Yo momma's so ugly she scared the stitches off Frankenstein

Yo momma's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldnt even come back

Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Yo momma's so ugly she was on Ripleys Believe it or Not

Yo momma's so ugly she works as a double for Saddam Hussein

Yo momma's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road

Yo momma's so ugly she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness

Yo momma's so ugly she's never seen herself cause the mirrors keep breaking

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were an Olympic event she would be the dream team

Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd be building a highrise

Yo momma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals

Yo momma's so ugly that when I put my butt out the window and she put her face out the window people thought we were twins

Yo momma's so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face

Yo momma's so ugly that when she went out the zoo the zookeeper said Get back to your cage

Yo momma's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ***

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday

Yo momma's so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her I pinned a tail on it

Yo momma's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train

Yo momma's so ugly the mailman mistaked her as the dog

Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life

Yo momma's so ugly the ProLifers would make an exception in her case

Yo momma's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly they gave her a middle name: accident

Yo momma's so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock

Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a milk carton and it spoiled

Yo momma's so ugly they put her face on a poster for abstinence

Yo momma's so ugly they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks

Yo momma's so ugly you have to put her in the kennel when we go on vacation

Yo momma's so ugly when born the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows

Yo momma's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers it had a hook in it

Yo momma's so ugly when she gets up the sun goes down

Yo momma's so ugly when she moved into the projects all her neighbors chipped in for curtains

Yo momma's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes

Yo momma's so ugly when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say Wow is it Halloween already?

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen the rats jump on the table and start screaming

Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the Doc smacked her face

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her *** then her face and said Twins

Yo momma's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked the wrong end

Yo momma's so ugly when she went camping the park ranger was like Hey Yogi

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the store and someone said no dogs please

Yo momma's so ugly when the terminator said Ill be back he left running

Yo momma's so ugly when the when she was born the doctors spanked her parents

Yo momma's so ugly Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to Iraq they said We surrender

Yo momma's so cheap when she saw a penny on the floor she said son we won the lottery

Yo momma's so wrinkled she has to screw her hat on

Yo momma's talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day

Yo momma's teeth are so big she bit down on a piece of gum and cut her own toenails

Yo momma's teeth are so black she spits ink

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo momma's teeth are so rotten when she smiles they look like dice

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow cars slow down when she smiles

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road

Yo momma's teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin on popcorn

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